The Road to Self-Improvement

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compendium-of-wisdomBrown Owl has published a pamphlet of Useful Sayings to catch the Village Hall Coffee Morning Market. It is full of timely advice for those trudging along The Road to Self-Improvement.

Unfortunately, despite regularly resolving to evolve into a fine upstanding villager, this morning I have noticed that far from being healthy, wealthy and wise, I am barely functioning,

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Barely functioning

 

As you may imagine, I am determined to pinpoint exactly how I got myself into this sorry state &

  1. learn from it
  2. get a grip for the future.

Where I went Wrong:

Last night after supper, the Agent went to bed and I decided to watch the first episode of  ‘The Crown’ on Netflix. Be warned! Newly wise after the event, I now know I made not just one but two bad decisions.

Mistake #1.  I signed up to Netflix

Mistake #2. I snuggled up on a bean bag with lots of cushions under a rug, making myself thoroughly warm and cosy.

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Having enjoyed Episode 1 very much, I thought I’d quickly watch Episode 2:

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& Episodes 3, 4, 5…

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& Episodes 7, 8…..

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& Episodes 9, 10 …

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…ZZZ zzzz  zzz zz

The Road to Self Improvement 1

 

 

 

Yours vowing never to binge watch Netflix again (but knowing I will do so as soon as Series 2 of The Crown comes out),

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4 Comments

  1. Curiously there is an article in our local paper this morning on the joys of “snail watching” – stockpiling up episodes of some series to watch during the dark days when it is taken off the air.

    • The Awesome Hen must be #trendingnow (internationally).

  2. Your drawings are so cool! I have a rule that I never start watching netflix after 9:30 on weekdays. Ah!

    • Hi Becca, I’m glad you like my pictures! What an extremely wise rule – I shall adopt it immediately.

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