Wasps versus Mojitos? No contest!
Wasps versus Mojitos? No contest!
Of late, I have been distracted from doing all sorts of things that I shouldn’t allow myself to be distracted from doing. The summer sun has gone to my head.
Unfortunately, while I’ve been busy making the most of the blissful recent heat wave…just look at what’s been growing in our flower beds.
In my absence the garden has joyfully let rip.
Today I fully intended to spend a virtuous afternoon mowing, digging, cutting & raking…
but then suddenly a vicious wasp flew in out of nowhere and launched an unprovoked attack on my forehead.
Is Discretion the better part of valour?
What would you have done in the circumstances? I made an executive decision to retire gracefully.
making the most of the summer sun with a magazine & a mojito near to hand
IMO, wasps versus mojitos? No contest!
Yours warmly recommending the combination of sun + deck chair + magazine + mojito,
Feeling a bit meh? Is your standard information diet – The Times, Le Figaro, Die Welt, The Washington Post et al… ok for global news but not quite cutting it on those all – important village updates?
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