Yours knowing this time, smelling salts won’t be enough…
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Feeling a bit meh? Is your standard information diet – The Times, Le Figaro, Die Welt, The Washington Post et al… ok for global news but not quite cutting it on those all – important village updates?
Catching up with ‘The Awesome Hen’
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Our crack Editorial Team at The Awesome Hen:
News Reporter
Lady Liberty Hen
WW1 Centenary & Barbecue Enthusiast
The Agent Pastoral Guide
The Rev. Rosecomb (aka Trev the Rev) Film and TV Buff
The Graf von Blommehön Gardening Guru
Lady Lohmann-Brown Party giver Extraordinaire
Lady Egality Maran Sporting Correspondent
Sir Plymouth Rock Author of '101 Ways to Organise Everything & Everyone'
Brown Owl Castle Coop Local Celebrity
Lady Eftie Nudge Castle Coop Resident Tourist
Julia. Unfortunately I'm not a hen. However, I'm allowed to be here so long as I sit at the back & colour in quietly. I get no say in anything that goes on. 
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All the villagers you meet in The Awesome Hen live in the virtual village of Castle Coop and nowhere else. They are entirely their own selves and have no alter egos in either the actual or the virtual world.
Deeply worrying, Sloe Gin required at the east end of Castle Coop too please.
Colonel Pyncheon’s round at Trev the Rev’s at the minute. He had to spend ages reviving Brown Owl who’s busy writing a firm letter to the Girl Guide Area Co-ordinator saying the Guiding Association must replace the ‘Brownie Footpath and Highway Badges with a ‘Campaign Trail’ Badge to make Guiding relevant for the twenty-first Century. I’ll ring T the R now and ask him to get Col. P to drop some gin off for you asap 🙂
Thank goodness for sloe gin, solves all problems xx
Yes indeed – shall I send you some virtual glasses too? 🙂
Yes please! Chin, chin
Large glasses of sloe gin on their way via the ethernet – Chin chin!
OMG, quick, do we need to get an ambulance? Is there a friendly neighbour that can go round to help?
Thank you -luckily Colonel Pyncheon is on the case and has brought round a strong (very) sloe gin. Restorative and delicious.xx
Me too. Utterly depressing on every level.
Sending you some large virtual glasses of Col. Pyncheon’s sloe gin. xx