Disclaimer: All the villagers you meet in The Awesome Hen live in Castle Coop and nowhere else. They are entirely their own selves and have no alter egos in either the actual or the virtual world.
Below please find the cast list of Castle Coop’s Dramatis Personae:
Christmas Party hosted by Lady Egality Maran and Sir Plymouth Rock.
(left to right: Colonel Beverly Pyncheon, Brown Owl, Trev the Rev, LLH, Lady Egality Maran and Lady Sebright)
Click on the arrow at the right of each box to drop down our individual bios:
The Agent is my mentor and life’s companion: he is responsible and hardworking. The Agent rescues me from scrapes and loves Manchester United, barbecues and books about the First World War.
Chicks Major, Minor and Minimus; Ladies Ma, Mi and Min
The agent and I have 3 chicks, Ma, Mi and Min to whom we are very partial. Being now grown up, they have flown the parental nest. They step out with the Mrs. Chicks Ma, Mi and Min to whom we are also very partial.
Lady Egality Maran :
Lady Egality is my best friend. She is always ready to share with me in life’s joys and pick me up during life’s sorrows. She has excellent computer skills and wears elegant clothes. This year we are planning to write a pantomime together for Christmas called, ‘Death comes to Castle Coop
Brown Owl enjoys organising us all – perhaps more than we enjoy being organised. She has heaps of energy and wears sensible shoes. She is a formidable member of the Parish Council. She has called me ‘Gloria’
for so long now, I respond automatically – thereby weaving myself into a rather tangled web. One day Brown Owl is going to lecture me about not having reminded her that my name is actually Liberty and… it will all be my fault
Colonel Beverly Pyncheon:
Col P. usually wears salmon-pink corduroys in the winter and drives a British-racing-green Jaguar. He grew a sponsored moustache for Movember (which received so many compliments, he decided to keep it) and mans the Village Hall during Elections when it becomes a Polling Station.
Lord and Lady Eftie Nudge
Lord and Lady Eftie Nudge live at Castle Coop Castle. They ride about the village in a dear little Golf Cart but keep a Bentley for everywhere else.
Lady Sebright lives next door to Colonel Pyncheon. She spent years out in China where she and her husband were Missionaries before returning back to the UK and settling with her late husband in Castle Coop. Once she told me that she was going to be a ballet dancer at Covent Garden but then she fell in love and moved overseas.
Sir Plymouth Rock:
Sir Plym is married to Lady Egality. He throws wonderful parties
& celebrates high days and holidays by smoking a cigar.
Miss Eglantine and Miss Clementine Pepperpot:
The Misses Pepperpot mean well… The two sisters live at the Eastern edge of the village. Egalantine is responsible for our piratical dress during Pilates
Lady Lohmann-Brown is Castle Coop’s Gardening Guru. When we hold an Open Gardens afternoon to raise funds for the Church, Lady L-B is the only one of us who isn’t thrown into a complete panic. She is fantastic at flower arranging Everything she does, she does beautifully.
Pc Ixworth fights crime in Castle Coop by reminding us to keep our garden shed doors locked. He patrols his beat on a motorbike which is fitted with sat. nav. and a holder for his mobile.
He is partial to chocolate digestive biscuits.
The Reverend Trevor Rosecomb:
The Rev. Rosecomb used to be an Air Force Padre which is where he left his heart. He always
uses the 24 hour clock
and wears highly polished black brogues (when not wearing gum-boots).Held in great affection, he was given a party
to celebrate his Silver Anniversary of Ministry in the Parish.